Coming from a state champion baker:
If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t.
Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof.
This concludes me attempting to be helpful.
"giant cis face"
this sounds too much like something an actual anon would write in my inbox
El fucking butt. I don’t even.
Doctor fucking bitch.
Given the rumors that like to fly, this fits.
Lana cis butt
super fucking homosexual.
Slutty McScary Whore
Princess Fucking Fucker. Sounds like a fairy tale porn star.
Every aspect of The Avengers has been scrutinized, all the details - how hard has it been to keep all the secrets?
Chris Pratt for Entertainment Weekly (x)
i was going to try to justify this in the captions but there’s really no way to do that. my only excuse is that it is far too late and i am far too unsupervised to be using the internet in any productive manner
(i keep getting the feeling that someones done this exact thing already especially irt to the last one but for now im just gonna assume im meaninglessly second guessing myself)
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My future husband, he just doesn’t know it yet.
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS